Balls and Bets - Story

A little old lady went to the headquaters of the Bank of America carrying a large bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the President of the bank to open a savings account because "Its alot of money!" 
The receptionist objected stating, "You can't just walk in here and expect to see the president of the Bank of America. He's a very busy man." 
"But I am here to make a very large cash deposit," added the woman
The receptionist momentarily looked at the sack of money, then walked back to one of the rare offices. She came back and said, "You are very lucky this morning, he will see you," and ushered her in to see the president of the Bank of America.
When she walked in to a large office with a nice tailored man behind a great oaken desk. The bank president stood up and asked, "How can I help you?"
She replied, "I would like to open a savings account," and placed the bag of money on his desk.
"How much would you like to deposit?" he asked curiously.
"$180,000, if you please," and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.
The president was so surprised to see all that cash, so he asked her "Ma'am, am surprised you are carrying so much cash around, especially a woman at your stage in life. Where did you come by this kind of money?"
The old lady coyly replied "I make bets."
Surprised, the president then asked "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old woman said "Well, for example , I'll bet you $25,000, that your balls are square."
"What!?" cried the man "you want to bet me $25,000, that my balls, my testicles, are square?" He could hardly hold back from laughing.
"Yeah, you heard me. In fact by Ten O'clock tomorrow morning, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls will be square."
The man smiled broadly, thinking he had a live one. "You've got yourself a bet!" and shook her hand.
The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is alot of money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 am as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the president.
That night the president got very nervous about the bet and spent a long time infront of his mirror checking his balls, turning from side to side, again and again. He thoroughly checked them out until he was absolutely sure that there was no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning at precisely 10:00 am., The little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the presidents office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet, "$25,000 says the president's balls are square." 
The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked he drop his pants so that they could all see. The president complied. The little old lady peered closely to his balls and then asked if she could feel them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, obviously embarrassed. Thinking to himself, "$25,000 is alot of money, I guess its okay." He then said "Yes, $25,000 is alot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure." 
As the old woman started to feel the bankers testicles he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his own head against the wall.
The president asked the old lady, "What the hell's the matter with your lawyer?" 
The old lady replied, "Nothing, except i bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 am. today I 'd have the balls of the president of The Bank of America in my hands."

That’s a lady who knows how to make a bet!